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Weathered

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.
1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."
by AlThePal November 20, 2011
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sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.
Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.
by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010
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Weathered Pussy

A forest like jungle(hairy pussy) or bald eagle(hairless pussy), either moist or ventilated.
Gina: Oh my did you see Bridgett?
Mia: No what happened?
Gina: She had a weathered pussy.
by Deverginator6900 November 2, 2010
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Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged
The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him
by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007
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Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.
by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017
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The most LEGENDARY, MYTHICAL, MAGICAL, MYSTICAL, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME BLOCK IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
by James Zentech June 21, 2022
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