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non-offensive swears

by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
by ice elemental January 18, 2004
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dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.
Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks
by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018
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Quartz, Parchment, Shears

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012
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Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
by carlmarks January 3, 2015
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dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.
I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.
by Jazzual January 22, 2013
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swear bear

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021
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