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The most Jewish town in the world. where everyone is a JAP, so everyone calls everyone else a JAP without feeling bad. eveyone who lives there is so proud to say that they do. what they dont realize is- no one cares.

home of the walking designer,model body,big nosed girls
and the really nerdy well dressed guys

where there are about three black kids in the school, none of whom are ghetto at all.

where public schools beat out most private schools.
welcome to scarsdale....
girl wearing lacoste shirt points at girl wearing juicy pants and squeals: OMFG SHE IS SUCH A JAP!

rich girl to semi-rich girl: no. eeeefffing. way. i cant believe you didnt get a mini cooper with your drivers license. you are soooo deprived!
by ilivehere December 6, 2006
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where the rich kids are scared to go down central ave to Nathans for the street races because it's technically Yonkers
"I got a bimmer!" "shuttup ur pops bought it for u. run those keys too." "please give me my car back!" "my whip now. peace."
by d-block October 27, 2004
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Scarsdale, NY

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The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)
The richest town in Westchester County, NY. Scarsdale has a great schooling system! :)

Scarsdale, NY
by Psuedonymus Bosch September 11, 2012
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Scarsdale

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The base location for New York's Jewish population Which apparently is something to be desired by other towns who all seek to be encompassed within the 10583 zip code. Little do these towns know, that being a part of Scarsdale has symptoms that consist of the following:

1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.
EVERY MORNING SOMEONE PARKS A HUMMER IN FRONT OF SCARSDALE HIGH SCHOOL.

"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"
by A Sarcastic Storm January 29, 2009
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Shandale

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SHANDALE: proper noun: pronounced \ˈshan-dˈāl\

Gorgeous Man- sometimes referred to as Shandy-(not to be confused with the Irish drink).

A Shandale has a beautiful mind and spirit, which is often overlooked by his amazing humor. He is strong, driven-and has an admirable focus, that many lack. It is known that he often puts others before himself. He has dreamy eyes and wonderful lips-each kiss speaks to your soul-each look captures your heart. He is sought as a leader-and inspires others-to aspire to be more-but often forgets, how amazing he truly is.

A born leader/builder-often a carpenter, but is experienced in a number of trades. He owns his own company –that will be known worldwide. Shandales are rarely single-Those named Erica or with the last name Castile are usually quite enamored by his qualities-and will spend their whole life being in love with the man that he is.
You usually find only one Shandale, in your lifetime.
Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
by E.Castile October 18, 2013
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Scarsdale

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Despite being one of the richest towns in the NATION, Scarsdale still also maintains a reputation for being one of the most liberal places in the United States. Makes no sense!!! Don't you WANT Bush tax cuts??!!
Bronx, baby, where's the Bronx at where's the bronx at!
by Henry718 February 26, 2005
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To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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