Having "swag" means to look, act, and think like a total fucking retard. Giving ones self more confidence.
by RugbyPlayer1111 February 03, 2012
Swag: Something people think they can achieve by acting like a d-bag and make themselves think that they're really-really tight. Symptoms include trying to act a lot smoother but end up looking like you don't know what reality is because your mind is cluttered with douche. Swag affects many people, like the African American race, but is much funnier when white people are affected.
Random Douche: "Wassup player?"
Guy: "Uh...your white and you live in the suburbs, remember?"
Random Douche: "Whaa? You crazy! Ahaa! SWAG!"
Guy: "..."
Guy: "Uh...your white and you live in the suburbs, remember?"
Random Douche: "Whaa? You crazy! Ahaa! SWAG!"
Guy: "..."
by ICanReadTheAlphabet June 10, 2011
Secretly We Are Gay. Usually used when someone is trying to come out of the closet without most people knowing. See homosexual or justin bieber.
Another Definition: Walking with your pants on the ground, talking like this: Wassup homie you know i got swag!
Another Definition: Walking with your pants on the ground, talking like this: Wassup homie you know i got swag!
Guy 1: Guy 2 should we say it?
Guy 2: we shall.
Guy 1: SWAG!
Person who knows meaning: gasp!
Person who doesnt: LOL me too
Person who knows meaning: Gasp!
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He had swag so he was destined to be forever alone.
Guy 2: we shall.
Guy 1: SWAG!
Person who knows meaning: gasp!
Person who doesnt: LOL me too
Person who knows meaning: Gasp!
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He had swag so he was destined to be forever alone.
by DERPBRO October 04, 2012
A term attributed to fast food employees who think they are hot shit, but are in fact nothing but a cold fart.
Your douchebag friend who works at McDonalds: "Hey bro I got swag"
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...
by Hey Scotty, Jesus Man October 24, 2012
The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
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"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
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"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
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"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
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"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
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"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
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"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
by JTizzle360 May 02, 2009
“I want swag”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”
by EnhyP1h December 26, 2021
Definition of Anna. They are so swaggy the world stops in awe. No one can compete with this amount of swaggyness. Not even someone named Mariam.
by Skckosoakcsax April 10, 2018