swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.

"Chance, quit swifting!"

by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010

shafting

Others insert the pill into the anus where it is absorbed. This process is known as “shafting.”

i saw someone shafting ecstasy in a club

by moniibb February 3, 2007

Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009

Shafting

Splitting your pants so badly that your dick falls out.

Bro, I think I just ripped my pants. Dude, you're totally shafting right now!

by Ferdolizer April 20, 2015

Swanting

Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.

Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting

by MagneticMan November 8, 2011