swaffed

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

by robby22 January 5, 2006

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.

Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!

by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009

Swiffer

- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.

"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)

by somnyadia April 10, 2020

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.

The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.

by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017

swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her

by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019