dawn suprise

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.

"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."

by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009

Orange Suprise

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.

If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.

by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010

supposebly

An incorrect pronounciation of the proper word; supposedly. Meaning something is reported to be fact however, has yet to be confirmed. It is an uneducated delivery of supposedly. See also supposevly.

Supposebly, I can get off of probation next week.

by Mental Giant May 15, 2008

suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.

I suprised my hampster.

by Muzza2k December 14, 2008

supresent

a suprise present, a completely unexpected gift, a gift for no reason at all

"Wow, what beautiful flowers and it's not even my birthday or our anniversary. What a great supresent!"

by LizaLou April 6, 2010

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!

"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"

by rachellizzie July 18, 2009