Suburbanitis 

-Noun

acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence

Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.

Suburbanitis by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 12, 2010

suburbanite 

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

suburbanite by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

suburbanite 

person who lives in the suburbs and is scared of the city; only goes to the city to work; usually middle class wasps

That suburbanite is fucking scared of the hood.

suburbanite by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

suburbanite 

A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.

Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"

suburbanite by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013

suburbanite 

Well the definition depends on
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR

(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.

(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.

(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.

suburbanite by Woodlawn September 30, 2004

suburbanite 

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking suburbanites. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else where there are no 708ers.

suburbanite by Pegboy October 2, 2003

suburbanigga

A spoiled black kid in the suburbs:

Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.

Sensible White Suburb Dude: Hey, do you know what the homework for Math is?

Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.

Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?

Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.

Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.

suburbanigga by Kelpy G October 25, 2017