Suburban Syndrome

Carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs

Symptoms may include:
1. Not locking car doors
2. Jogging on the road
3. Leaving your house door unlocked
4. Leaving car keys inside the car
5. Walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music

Tim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jerry last night ?
Nick: No what ?
Tim: He got his car stolen at a gas station

Nick: How ?
Tim: Probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack
Nick: Damn how could he be so stupid ?
Tim: It's probably the suburban syndrome

by UnknownUDPoster August 25, 2013

Suburban Tarzan

A white male who was rasied by a black family or thinks he is black

Wow billy is such a suburban tarzan!

by AndThe October 12, 2018

See No Suburbans

s a diss track to rapper/ GD affiliate, 22gz who claimed in previous songs the use of suburbans that his folk affiliates would “spin” meaning shoot up the block or come to the area of the crips that resides with Sheff G, Sheff G is calling out 22 as for all this time none of his affiliates spinned on them, although knowing where they reside at, making them liars.

Don’t see no Suburbans, who spinnin’?

by dogmaster69 November 5, 2020

Suburban Trash

The term "trailer trash" is becoming less and less useful to describe most (white) Americans. Most trailer trash have moved out of trailer parks and into suburban communities filled with McMansions, Starbucks, smoke shops, Denny's, and Chinese buffets. They've become suburban trash. While trailer trash know they're trashy and revel in their trashiness, suburban trash rate themselves unjustifiably high in terms of class and sophistication and are thus, extremely obnoxious and deluded.

Some character traits of suburban trash:

The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.

They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.

The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.

They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood

Hannah wears clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch and carries a Juicy Couture handbag because she thinks it'll impress the rich guys at the University. Little does she know that they think she looks like a spoiled, low class suburban trash airhead, especially once she starts talking about the latest Jersey Shore episode.

by suburbantrash May 28, 2011

Suburban G

Usually wears baggy clothing, and wants to be "gangsta", roams around in the suburb's usually seen in groups of 3 or 4 people.

Look at that guy over there, driving his moms civic "bumpin" some Lil Wayne..hes definitely a suburban G

by REDG2 December 26, 2008

suburban tractor

when a suburban housewife hires a southern male prostitute to come pleasure her in her minivan.

"I rode the suburban tractor so hard last night"

by soccermom;) April 26, 2014

Suburban Viking

A bored suburban male teenager (often a WASP) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. Sometimes the Suburban Viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.

Did you hear the Suburban Viking got caught over winter break?
Yeah, he got five years probation!

by the ex-Suburban Viking September 1, 2004