nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.

Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.

by halii July 31, 2009

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022

suffocating banana

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.

1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!

by LouiseTheCheese July 4, 2007

stuffocating

Total lack of brain function due to feeling stuffy, suffocated or simply nauseated at the same time. Around a place / around people / situations / weirdos / office meetings etc

that meeting with the boss was totally 'stuffocating'

by rspice May 17, 2011

Stuffication

Over-eating

It was medically determined that the cause of death was stuffication.

by RFazio August 19, 2021

suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023