Stubble Sack

A scrotum after a shave, only a while after a shave, so that it's as prickly as a porcupine. It's like stubbly chin skin wrapped around two testicles.

Snoop: "Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick."
Mandy May: "Nah Snoop, you got stubble sack..."

by Dr. Za December 19, 2008

Stubble To Stubble

When a man finds another man so invariably attractive that despite his straightness, he'd still go scruff to scruff with him and feel the wrath.

Yeah, I just watched Point Break for the eleventieth time... I'd totally go Stubble to Stubble with Keanu Reeves.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010

stubblenuts

the whiskery condition of my sack 3 days after a fresh scrote shave

Patsy has a rash on her chin from my sweaty stubblenuts, ahhh good times

by Dr. Clumpy Brownpuddin November 23, 2011

knuckle stubble

The feeling one gets on their knuckles when reaching between a stripper's legs to put money in her thong and her pussy has a 5 o'clock shadow and it scrapes against your knuckles.

Hey dude I just put a $5 in that stripper's g-string and got knuckle stubble!

by Chaumbra March 22, 2016

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009