Temper Stretch

When you're so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. It is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.

When we told Jessica she couldn't go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

by JCashmere February 6, 2015

Luka stretch

When an uncivilized boy stretches back and sucks a elderly man

Wow, nice luka stretch

by Ppgod8837 May 17, 2021

felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.

As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".

by One time April 16, 2008

orgasm stretch

when u stretch so good it like having an orgasm when u wake up or just when ur sat in bed

heyy bro I had an amazing orgasm stretch the other day

I love them bro

by DUKE2121 March 18, 2019

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Text stretch

when you wait awhile to respond to a text message, whether on purpose or not...but usually on purpose.

dude, wtf that was the longest text stretch in history, what the hell could be more important?

by ummyeah10 April 14, 2010