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etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial
concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy
by Sexydimma April 29, 2015
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stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.
"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"
by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013
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stitchy butt

I've been sweating all day, working out in the heat. I feel like I need a shower because of stitchy butt.
by Skip Church February 12, 2018
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Stbitchy

-noun
Insane old Polish professor who loves electrical circuits a little bit too much.Has a high pitched nasally voice. Course load is unrealistic for the given time frame.Also happens to be a board jumper and wears low cut shirts.
Thursday in class:
Professor: Team exercise 3, Project 1, Hw 4, and Bonus Packet are all due next Tuesday. And for the team exercise use the superposition technique which I will teach you on Tuesday.
Student: What the fuck she just assigned all of that today, fucking stbitchy.
by YMY September 25, 2010
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Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.
"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!
by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011
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Stritch

1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.

Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke

They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
Stritch: She ain't no girl baby, shes a woman.

Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.

Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw
by Chicaw May 7, 2008
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skritchy

The neighborhood is skritchy and smells of urine.
by Jiames B. Larson December 3, 2006
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