snoreboard

To sleep on a friend's couch or other impromptu sleeping arrangement for indetermined amounts of time when one has no place to sleep.

My girlfriend kicked me outta her place, and I have no where to go! I've been snoreboarding at my friend's places.

by mysteryweapon January 5, 2009

Scoreboard

One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.

"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."

"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."

"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."

by Ten Forward April 4, 2017

Starboard Studios

A ROBLOX/Discord Group containing of the most retarded people, their humour is still from 2014 and their highest IQ was 60, in the Starboard Studios Staff Team, they all have HOT HOT SEX. Sky used to cum on all of the mods all at once! But now that Sky is gone, they are all faggots.

mud: KILL ALL NIGGERS

sky: no!

mud: starboard studios L!

by urbandictionaryfan69420 March 28, 2022

scoreboard

To try to "up" someone in fraternal verbal competition. Much like a verbal "pissing contest" without the mess. Taken from the literal scoreboard (noun) from a sports match.

Mack: (Drunkenly brags about how many skanks he's been with.)
Mike: "Dude, what are we scoreboarding here? Those are nasty hoes. I don't dig that man."

by tyler_mtb October 16, 2007

Scoreboard

When you have something others want, or are in a situation of personal gain versus your peers. Scoreboard should always be writtin in all caps.

Dan's relationship with his wife is very loving and too good to be true. SCOREBOARD!!

by DTM454 May 6, 2009

snorboarding

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.

Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.

by felkers law March 9, 2009

Scoreboard

A replacement for the word Scunt. Can be used many ways but mostly recognized in the caribbean as a replacement for the afore mentioned expletive.

Oh scoreboard....the gyal en gah no sense atall!

Scoreboard dread...she put ya in ya place

by Or wha/Gene September 14, 2006