canadian stoplight

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

by dick knuckle January 1, 2010

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

Yokel Stoplight

A stoplight (traffic light) located at the intersection of a VERY busy highway - and a local road in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, where the highway passes through. The stoplight has EQUAL time at "red" (stop) on both the highway and the road. As a result, at rush hour, the highway traffic is backed up for miles, while there is few, if any vehicles on the local road. The locals don't care, but the traffic slowdown effects businesses, livelihoods and sanity in the bigger cities at either end of the highway.

(Driving to work) Aw man! There seems to be a traffic jam up ahead - oh wait...(looks at Google Maps)...it's just a Yokel Stoplight on this route. Should've took the interstate instead.

by joe995 April 19, 2025

One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019

Stoplight

It’s another word for love. Made up by Trezdon Davis, @ohitstrezdon on tik tok. Thought of during an internal convo while driving. Made official during his tik tok live on 11/19/2020.

I stoplight the way Trezdon got all giddy while waiting for the BTS music video to drop.

by SwimFreak November 20, 2020

Mexican Stoplight

The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars

I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.

by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025

The stoplight look away

When you come to a stoplight and casually glance over to the car next to you and see the driver picking his nose. He notices that you’ve caught him knuckle deep. So you both look away and feel awkward until the light turns green and you book it, never to see him again.

The stoplight look away is something that happens to everyone but no one talks about it

by Buttermybizkit May 24, 2021