Stonecold Cad Cad

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.

"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"

by Nick September 2, 2003

Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009

Stoecocked

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

by Chris January 30, 2005

StoneRock

StoneRock: Swedish retarded dude, can be found on #AHK, posting strange stuff.

That StoneRock sure is bananas.

by stenklippa August 3, 2009

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Stoneocracy

Stoneocracy is rule by stoners. All power is derived from them and they are placed into a cult inspiring stance.

Hey man you know this country could do with a real stoneocracy.
What, no way man I heard the stoners are taking over.
Viva la stoning!
Bro?

by Profbowlbutane May 19, 2018

stunkcock

When used in either film or lonesome in the bedroom like Evel Knivel. You gotchoself a stunk cock.

While on set, actress screams "Time's a wasting gimme my God damn stunkcock!!"

by IronicSiren November 1, 2020