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Toilet Store

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A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.
"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.
by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012
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"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.

In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless

In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.
That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.

The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.

Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"
by Dynomate July 5, 2016
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When your boredom has hit its peak and you've already searched "Type any word..."
"hmm what if i put 'Type any word...;' oh cool definition but now what do i search..."
"OH I KNOW! 'Browse Categories Store Blog Cart'"
by idkwhattoputformynamesoididths February 10, 2021
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99 cent store

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A store where everything costs 99¢.
"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."
by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003
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kendy store

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the way a Jewish person of the second wave of immigration described a candy story. It is an accent. But it described a store which had a soda fountain (specializing in a chocolate soda called an 'egg cream' which had neither eggs nor cream) and the store sold the latest newspapers, magazines, a wide variety of cheap candies and cigars and cigarettes. The owners were often toughened, wizened and fubsy little people with a strong ethnic accent.
There was a song about the candy stores of that era: (in a thick Yiddish accent)
Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss vas so bad,
I asked mein vife vat to do
And dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor
Take a match
Give a Scratch
No more kendy store, HEY!
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