step on me

an expression of awe at the attractiveness of another person, especially their energy or style, often used by lesbian bottoms

"She was playing the guitar so beautifully, all I could think was that I wanted her to step on me"

by FrogOrFae March 26, 2023

step on a duck

An extremely loud that makes your butthole explode and rumble, and when it comes out it sounds like you accidentally stepped on a duck and it screamed. Usually happens when you hold a fart until you can't hold it anymore.

Bruno: *hardly and loudly farts*
Reese: "Yo Bruno, what did ya just step on a duck?!"
Bruno: "Yeah, and it feels like my ass ripped in half."
Reese: "Pull yourself together, dude."

by kylekkckckkckc May 3, 2010

Step on me

It is as it sounds... sadly.

I would like my waifu to step on me.

by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

Step on a Lego

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.

Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Step on a clown

Farting

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?

by bowen_arrow May 5, 2010

Step on the scale, Son

1) A challenge to a physical confrontation
2) An after the fact "in your face"

ex. 1:
-I can drink your bitch ass under the table.
-Yeah? Step on the scale, Son!

ex. 2:
-I just boned Kelly S., Step on the scale, Son!
-or-
-I just got the Burning Crusade expansion! Step on the scale, Son!

by Lee Hickman December 9, 2008