steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

shit on steroids

Diarrhea or the runs.

(After listening sympathetically to a friend doubled over and complaining of diarrhea) I'm sorry! That really sounds like shit on steroids!

by Deaf Drummer February 20, 2008

steroids

What steroids do is replenish your muscles at a super human rate. they dont just magicaly make your muscles get huge. they take alot of work but even though you wont be feeling sore it takes alot of time. mostly used to either 1. get big fast or 2. to get REALY huge over a long period of time. you can tell a person uses steroids from a mile away. if his traps are sticking out of his back and he has a huge chest and sub-par abs. steroids alow you to easily do 2 FULL workouts in a day without feeling sore so you can do it everyday. And yes they have there draw backs, i.e. the most popular "shrunken balls" yes this is true it also fucks around with alot of your organs also, most people dont care because there only thinking about that gold medal, or that super bowl ring.

I decided i wanted to become a bouncer so i gained 20 pounds in a month by using steroids and appled at a local club.

by Nik "The Truth" Samija September 13, 2006

pee like a racehorse on steroids

Yet another fucked up word i use when i have to piss like a racehorse on steroids.

I just gave one in my definition you cracker.

by shithole May 12, 2003

Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

by Jamie Cantrell December 20, 2008

Kaiser Steroids

These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|

OR it could make you high

I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.

by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021

Steroids

David Ortiz's Main reason for his sudden succsess

(Red Soz Fan)David Ortiz suddenly turned into a good hitter.

(Yankee Fan) Thats nice... *cough* Steroids!

by Rattlesnake316 October 19, 2004