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Steam

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Me: Any Y'all Checked Steam?
Friend: No, Why
Me: That's it, We cant do this anymore
by McBuschmann May 27, 2019
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Steam

all hail lord fucking gaben
only get games from steam or I will hit you were the sun don't shine!
by pet russian July 3, 2020
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Steam

A program designed by VALVe to make more money out of their games, and convenience gamers by auto updating games, and adding a friends/im system. This makes them more money because they dont have to pay the publisher as much money so instead of getting 15 bucks a copy after all the publishing fees, they get about 40. It was released over one and a half years ago with many bugs, those bugs were fixed, but people still blame steam on their crappy comp
steam is much better, just because ur 4 year old comp and ur 56k connection cant run the game fast, doesn't mean its steam fault. What would u rather do, Wait for 5 hours inline on fileplanet, or directly download content from one of steam 44 content servers.
by Scarface November 29, 2004
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Steam

Awesome program designed by valve. Only people who don't know what they are doing have trouble with it.
Wow, MGS3 is ALMOST as awesome as steam!
by -=BBC=- November 28, 2004
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Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.
Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.
by Colder November 16, 2011
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Steam

Steam was a slang word for beer that was made using non-traditional or improvised brewing methods, see MacGyver, along the western coast of the United States during the 19th century. It has recently begun a climb back into the popular slang of the modern day American lexicon.
19th Century
Robert: I say old chap, I am quite parched and in need of refreshment!

Charles: Off to the bar then so that we might obtain some STEAM and proceed to become piss drunk.

Together: Tally Ho!

Modern Day
Bob: Hey dude, lets go get drunk tonight.

Chuck: Ok, I know a great bar where we can get some STEAM.

Together: Hells Ya!
by Spitfire Red May 10, 2006
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Steam

1. Someone that is hot/attractive.
2. Something that is "cool"

syn. sick, bomb, nice, sweet, bod, tug, cool, etc.
man, did you see that girl.
yeah yo, her dress was steam.
by G-mon. February 2, 2007
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