stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010

killing stalking

A korean manga/ graphic novel that's equally as fucked up as 'boku no pico' But liking it is totally socially acceptable (and encouraged) within the anime and otaku community.

Person A: Dude, have you read 'Killing Stalking'?
Person B: Ofc
Person A: Am I fucked up for liking it?
Person B: Probably but I am too soooo

by SuzuyaMoa January 7, 2017

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.

Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!

by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

killing stalking

mentally destructing masterpiece written and illustrated by koogi. if you simp for sangwoo or yoonbum please seek help.

person 1: are you ok?
person 2: no, i read killing stalking

by Cha '^' September 24, 2021

Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

by danceteach February 11, 2010