Five Finger Discount
To shit someone out of something for their own personal gain
To steal is to take something, especially something that does not belong to you or to do something in a quick way, hoping not to be noticed
To move, put, carry, or convey surreptitiously or stealthily (in, into, from, away, etc.)
To shit someone out of something for their own personal gain
To steal is to take something, especially something that does not belong to you or to do something in a quick way, hoping not to be noticed
To move, put, carry, or convey surreptitiously or stealthily (in, into, from, away, etc.)
Hey, come back here with that! He didn't steal me from you. Hey, Did Mike steal that too? Its only stealing when you get caught!
by ItsMelanieBihh July 21, 2019
Definition 1: When used after warping a "That's what she said" to your advantage
Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage
Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody
Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)
Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage
Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody
Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)
Ex. 1 "Dude, that's huge"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"
Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"
Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"
Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"
BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"
Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"
Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"
Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"
BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"
by Champion! February 13, 2007
1)To change possession of an item or idea usually causing internal struggle while redefining one's moral limits.
2)The only way to get ahead in life...
2)The only way to get ahead in life...
by Ebot March 21, 2003
by Lane Dougherty October 20, 2006
by Nick Yurick July 04, 2005
v. To enter an uncommon location by infiltration, esp. with the intent to squat or hide temporarily.
There was nowhere to run from the bully, so I decided to steal the janitor's closet until lunch time.
by T Hizzle May 02, 2005
When a guy is working on a girl all night in an attempt to bring her home, and slowly but surely, his friend slips in and ends up taking the girl home instead. The friend is so casual about it that the original guy doesn't even realize what happened (and this is facilitated by alcohol). Usually requires reciprocation on the the part of the beneficiary of the steal on a subsequent evening's outing.
Frank: Nice steal last night buddy!!
Hal: You know I'll hit you back soon. I'm glad we can still be friends.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.
Hal: You know I'll hit you back soon. I'm glad we can still be friends.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.
by craned hippo September 15, 2007