Starting the fire

A method of masturbation in which the masturbator makes his hands flat and rubs them sideways against his dick in a fire-starting motion.

Yesterday, it was pretty intense when i sat down and I was starting the fire

Girl: Let's go have some fun
Boy: Will you start the fire?

by PFunkShi May 12, 2010

the starting line

the best band in the world!

tom: have you heard of the band the starting line?
charlie: ya! they kick some serious ass!

by ghetto hanna June 1, 2004

Starting five

Referring to basket ball.

Your starting players, instead you have five boyfriends/girlfriends on deck.

Janaye are you single?

naw, im got a starting five.

by FeelDaRush August 24, 2009

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005

Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

Starting 5

Your top 5 females currently in your rotation. subject to trades and being dropped.

“yeah isabell is in my starting 5 recently; head game strong af”

by rowdyluttrell September 4, 2021