Star Fucker

A person or persons who uses popularity and celebrity acquaintance's to get further in business or social situations, sometimes without even having sex.

Amy really knows alot of celebrities and gets to go to cool events. Shes a real star fucker.

by Johnson Veyhew January 5, 2005

Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

by chHAad February 7, 2021

starbuckaroo

Anyone who patronizes Starbucks more than 5 times a week.

Brian is always carrying a Starbucks coffee cup. He is a starbuckaroo. -or- I'm going down to Starbucks to meet up with all the other Starbuckaroos.

by Sproutpunk September 6, 2008

starfuck

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Starbucked

When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.

Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.

by confab July 7, 2011

starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

by Bartender February 21, 2004