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Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.
Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!
by tbclycan November 14, 2011
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Startitus

The, sometimes strong, desire or urge to cast on (start) multiple knit projects without having completed ones already started.

Sometimes knowns as the Startitus Virus.
I have a really bad case of Startitus this week, I cast on for three new projects!!
by A.Knitter March 30, 2010
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scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis
Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!
by Tflair November 26, 2010
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skreitist

Someone who practices skreitism.
We found out my friend was a skreitist, so we stopped roleplaying with him on PlaneShift. My friend was scared he would ask her to become his online girlfriend.
by Xik'tar January 4, 2008
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Stormitis

The condition of having an abnormal, in most cases, green vagna.

The sickest thing on the face of the earth. Any guys with any sense wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. But some resort to the worst when there desperate.
Hey dude i'm hanging with that girl tonight... dude why thats sick she has stormitis....
by Petey123 July 11, 2009
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stareilize

Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020
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starlitsunkin

Starlitsunkin deserves 10k
by Rosie890 October 9, 2021
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