starfish

to spread-eagle; extend; branch out.

The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

Starfishing

Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.

"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."

by Me Cow May 18, 2014

Starfish

When a guy in a speedo is laying on the beach, limbs spread out like a starfish. Also appropriate when mocking said guy in speedo, whether solo or in groups.

Did you see that starfish on the beach in the speedo?

by Moonbeem February 23, 2017

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Starfish

A mentally artistic individual. Tends to just sit. Doesn't breath, doesn't pump blood. Has a low IQ.

Look at that fucking starfish its just kinda sittin there.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.

by Trishyboo September 13, 2017

starfish

During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.

That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.

by ozoutofwater December 10, 2007

starfish

Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.

This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.

by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005