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Stander

Someone who stands on an escalator or moving sidewalk. Standards tend to be lazy, or perhaps older individuals.

Standers obstruct the movements of people who have places to go and stuff to do. Standards are particularly annoying when standing in the middle of escalators/moving sidewalks, such that walkers cannot easily pass and move on with their lives.
Stupid stander -- it's not a fucking ride! MOVE IT!
by Mellonman May 31, 2017
mugGet the Standermug.

Stander

When a kid is well old enough to Stand and still breast feeds from his mother or another woman.
The 7 year old got of his bike and his mum breast feed him in the park, his a stander.
by StanderJoe June 15, 2022
mugGet the Standermug.

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
by Drunk1 July 15, 2017
mugGet the innocent bar standermug.

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