Stromboner

When you see a girl that is really ugly, your boner retracts its statment.

Damn that girl was so ugly I got a Stromboner!

by Murphy123 March 10, 2009

Shamboney

A flavored dildo, magnificently large. It’s different from the rest, and every one loves it.

“I can’t wait to use my beloved shamboney tonight” Richard replied

by Hebycreepy December 29, 2020

scambone

to hook up with someone. scandalous boning. scamming that leads to boning. new mexican in origin.

what happened with you and tony? eeeeee you guys scambone last night or what?

by serenabobina April 1, 2007

Saboner

when an asian gets a boner that lasts for 5 minute, and in that 5 minutes fucks egg rolls.

That dude over there is a Saboner

by Shannen January 13, 2005

stabone

A gay male that believes he is better than everyone.

That guy thinks he's better than me, he's such a stabone

by Casanova February 15, 2005

stationery

Special paper used to write love letters/notes and stuff like that. It comes in different colors, could be scented, have picture backgrounds or borders.

Foten confused with stationary.

Girl A: I wanna write <insert name here> a love letter. Got any stationery?
Girl B: Oh yeah. Loads. I collect it actually!

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Shamoner

A shame based boner. It "arises" in stressful situations where an unwelcome and inappropriate boner is experienced.

He got a shamoner when he walked in on his old man pounding his mother only to see her climax & drench the bed. The resulting shamoner made a quick get away more difficult!

by JonReremy33 May 12, 2014