stalkbooking

when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.

ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!

by pseudonymeqe October 25, 2009

stankbootylicious

Your skin has two types of sweat glands: eccrine glands and apocrine glands. Eccrine glands occur over most of your body and open directly onto the surface of your skin. Apocrine glands develop in areas abundant in hair follicles, such as your scalp, underarms and genitals. Apocrine glands secrete a fatty sweat directly into the tubule of the gland.

When you're under emotional stress, the wall of the tubule contracts and the sweat is pushed to the surface of your skin where bacteria begin breaking it down. Most often, it's the bacterial breakdown of apocrine sweat that causes a strong odor.

My ol lady be stankbootylicious.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] June 14, 2006

stalknocker

anyone who is cock hungry and abusive with the cock

I have to see a doctor now because your mom is a stalknocker

by dudemanguy talkalock December 11, 2010

Stalkbooking

Stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.

Johnny: Dude, are you there?
Ryan: Sorry, I was stalkbooking that girl in our math class.

by Lmaowls April 16, 2009

stasibook

A disparaging name for Facebook in Germany combining the words "Stasi" with "facebook". With "Stasi" referring to the communist East German secret police force: which hunted, arrested, tortured and killed dissidents and other opponents of the East German regime between the years 1948-1989. It was first coined by the Youtuber Kraut and Tea in his video titled "Welcome on Stasibook" where he explained that in his home country (Germany), the German government recently hired a former member of the Stasi to track-down and arrest quote-on-quote "Islamophobic extremists" and "anti-migrant extremists".

Hans: "Hey Rudolf, did you hear about that critic of Islam that just got arrested by the police after he posted a meme on Stasibook making fun of Prophet Muhammad?"

Rudolf: "Yeah, well that's Stasibook for you!"

by ComeradeDimitri101 May 20, 2017

birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

stalkblock

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011