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stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.
I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.
by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011
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dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry
by Augustine205 October 6, 2017
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dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.
I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!
by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011
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dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.
That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.
by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009
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Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
by McDanger February 7, 2009
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Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
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