Stained Glass 

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

Stained Glass by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Stained the curtains 

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

Stained the curtains by AOA :] June 23, 2019

stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

stained glass window by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Stained On The Hardware 

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

Stained On The Hardware by secondlined March 15, 2009

stained pants defence 

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

stained pants defence by existangst February 2, 2018

stained-glass ceiling 

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.

"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."

stained-glass ceiling by free2create December 13, 2008

Stained Cucumber 

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

Stained Cucumber by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018