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Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.
"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)
by Wacker Man February 28, 2007
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Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay
by bigben December 21, 2009
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Stalkers

A person who follows you around without you being aware they’re watching you throughout your everyday life for their own personal intentions they could be anywhere watching you especially on social media it’s like a predator stalking it’s prey
Dominic has sexy lady stalkers
by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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Tough Stickers

slang for tattoos. To be tattooed.
man, i have a hankering for some new tough stickers.
by ilizzdesign January 4, 2011
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Sloppy Joe Stacker

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
by Pemis February 27, 2019
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Double Stacker

A.) After taking a poop and wiping your anus realizing your not done then taking another shit on your previous shit forming a double stacker.

B.)Purposely made double stackers occur when someone takes a dump then decides not to flush to come back later and dump on it again
Me: Man earlier i was taking a shit and I thought i was done, pulled my pants up then it hit me again
Q: So what did you do? tell me you didn't...
Me: Yep made a double stacker
Q: Thanks for sharing
by tar_heel86 March 14, 2009
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tuff stickers

common name for tatoos on a person, placed there to make the person appear 'tuff' when they most likely are not.
All those tuff stickers aren't making you any tougher.
by Gopes May 18, 2004
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