captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com

dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!

by andrei October 17, 2003

Stabbing Hitler

The art of a male stroking his own reproductive organ.

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.

by Dust Bucket March 2, 2011

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

friendly stabbing

having sex or intercourse.

Laying the pipe.

last night i gave the old lady a nice friendly stabbing

by Q bay bay May 4, 2008

Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

by JentasticJohnson September 26, 2009

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007