Stove

To strike (a person, animal or object) hard and violently And doing a lot of damage.

Can be used as a verb (i.e. stoving, stoving) or as a noun (stove)

“If you don’t have my money in a week cunt I’m going to stove your head in”

“He tried to hit on my Mrs so I stoved him”

“I locked my keys inside I’m going to have to stove a window”

by TeamMerky February 5, 2020

Stove

An old beat up car, same as Hooptey, or ghetto cruiser.

"Hey man, can we cruise in your stove ? My baby's mother is using mine !

by Ted Strib August 18, 2020

Stove

An old, beat up ghetto car.

Dude, can we cruise in your stove tonight ? Mine has a flat tire, and my mini spare is already on the back.

by cobbycobb May 14, 2022

Stove

When stupid people think youre stupid and cant make money on their own so they scam people put of their money.

I told that ho i loved her then i stoved her

I cant get a job so im gonna stove my girlfriend

by Twinflame88 May 4, 2023

Stove Award

The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.

Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night.

by Top Feeder July 19, 2011

stove up

sore, wore out.

After branding calves all day I am pretty well stove up.

by Magnum Creek Ranch April 29, 2004

stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015