Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelching so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

snelching

Post-snutting, when the snutter takes the snuttee's orifice into which they have just snutted and sucks back out all the juicy goodness within (snot, etc.)

Similar to felching.

"We snutted and then he wanted to snelch! What a fucking weirdo."
"Snutting's alright, but I draw the line at snelching."
"Daniel wanted to snut me again so I said alright as long as you snelch, especially after all the stains in my pants from last week's snutting."

by disgusted.co.uk February 25, 2009