The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...

Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...

Squirtleneck by Burntybayer March 30, 2019

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super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).

my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!

super squirtle by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

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Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

Dirty Squirtle by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017

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yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"

Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018