Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.

OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.

by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020

squirtathon

A group of women masturbating in a competition to see who can squirt the furthest.

Determination and a lot of practice will improve my chances of winning the squirtathon.

by McDoodlefee April 14, 2021

squinta

A blind girl that is a meme that was named by her teacher 10 million times. She is now the favourite student

Hey squinta u need glasses.

by Squinta May 1, 2021

Squidtastic

Doing well in the moment, or being that guy

“I’m doing Squidtastic” “that guy is so Squidtastic”

by Daecrtz January 18, 2022

squintagular

squintagular - similar to phenomenal;

(abbreviation) squintag - calling someone a squintag for their actions when being ridiculous in both good and bad ways.

“thats fucking squintagular”
“she is such a squintag”
“you are so stupid you are a squintag”

by ratherlargedicktionary October 17, 2022

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Squintin Tarantino

A type of gaze when the sun is too bright to bare. A squint so tight it’ll make your eyes feel shite.

“Forgot your sunnies today aye, got that Squintin Tarantino look about ya.”

by GoldenGGayTime September 19, 2023