Squiffy

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008

Squinty-eyes

The look you give somthing/someone when you want them to work right or do somthing

Commander Shepard solves all his problems with the delibrate use of squinty-eyes

by Cooperfdv June 15, 2010

squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

by Lyndz May 5, 2004

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

squirty

When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.

Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.

by nicolasmotherfuckincage June 1, 2015

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009