Squeeker

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

squankam

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.

Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

by Agnus and SugaDaddy May 28, 2009

Squeaky squid

A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world

OMG! That Luke Sanders is a right squeaky squid

by BeefBall March 4, 2017

Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

squeak freak

a shawty who makes freaky squeaky noises when shes drinking water. usually an indication that shes a skank. originated at white oaks secondary school in Oakville

Chris: "Damn, that girl at the water fountain is a real squeak freak"

Jackson: "Say on god bro"

Chris: "No cap!"

by chase_0609 April 1, 2022

squonk

The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

by Ewussor March 10, 2015

squeakie

To Squeak - To whine continuously about Arty (Artillery) in the MMO (Mass Multiplayer Online game) World of Tanks.
A Squeakie - A person who squeaks a lot.
A Leaky Squeakie - Someone who actualy cries or dribbles whilst Squeaking :-P

I wish squeakies wouldn't do it in battle. It's so sad and very offputting.

by Zoe Ballz November 12, 2018