squeef 

the sound of a queef from a mouse.

what you get when you cross a squeek and a queef.

the mouse squeefed during intercourse.

the mouse squeefed loudly when i picked it up.

squeef by al gore 92 June 1, 2009

Squeef 

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

Squeef by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

Squeef 

A sneeze and a queef at the same time

Sarah felt something all day long and was relieved when she squeefed it out

Squeef by Ben dover6 October 21, 2019

Squeef 

A high-pitched qweef.

Person #1: "Hey, have you ever heard a girl squeef?"
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."

Squeef by karadji February 19, 2012

squeef 

pussy fart, aka skweef

she squeefed after i pulled out

squeef by bob March 27, 2004

Squeef 

1. to try to get a hit off a bowl of marijuana when there is only ash in the bowl.

I squeefed out a hit.

Squeef by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004

Squeef 

An anal queef

I was plowin this chick in the ass and she squeefed on me!

Her squeef smelled like shit...turns out it was.

Squeef by KookyNebraskaBoy October 4, 2009