squeef

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

by PenisFace July 21, 2003

squeef

a bag of shitty old man pot

"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul

by swifty8978 February 9, 2008

squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.

I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.

by pantsboy March 30, 2009

squeef

(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)

The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.

by JRS November 4, 2003

squeef

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.

"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"

by KevinHudson July 19, 2009

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015