squeaker

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.

Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!

by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006

Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.

Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!

by Centerwarz July 13, 2011

tennessee squeaker

When the vagina is not wet but the male still shoves his penis in there any way and goes till it starts squeaking and then he busts all kinds of nuts deep inside and then rips his penis out with great force.

That girl is about to get a tennessee squeaker.

by 127373 May 24, 2016

Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.

What humpday? It's the squeakend!

by bubbleandsqueak November 1, 2010

game squeakers

little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.

So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.

by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010

Squeaker

A child on XBox Live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.

I hate it when Dave's little brother gets on his XBOX. That little fucker pisses me off. I'm not going to let Dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.

by Lexicon-Nerd July 30, 2011