Squarting

The act of squatting and squirting at the same time. Often done in the gym.

"Wow, that bitch can SQUART"

"Whenever i go to the gym, I love squarting"

by Squarting Expert October 24, 2019

Squart

A squirt-fart.

That was the loudest squart I have ever heard.

by 86Artsyz November 12, 2024

Squart

The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.

"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."

by waawaweewaa June 15, 2021

Squart

A low piched deep fart performed whilst one is squatting.

Ben was passed out on the floor so joe stood over him and squarted.

by Squart Boy June 13, 2016

Squart Diaper

A diaper for liftas who need to let it rip, A squart diaper is used to hold the wet mix between a fart and diarrhea

“I just filled my squart diaper” the lifter said, as he made his way to the front desk at planet shtness.

by AquiraHead October 2, 2025

lil squart

Lil squart is a word to use on a short person that is being a dick and deserves to be punched. It can be used to insult someone too.

Timmi: Hey jhonathan

jhonathan: Go away you lil squart!

by Kone mlatby February 20, 2024

squarting

when you squat to pee and let out a fart

i was squatting to piss out in the woods and a accidently let a juicy one out i call it the squart or “squarting”

by pisslordlovertoes December 6, 2021