dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

The Great Squandering

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.

"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."

by sumnerln May 16, 2010

squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

squinter

A person in Sydney who works in the city or inner west, but live in the outer western suburbs.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.

Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"

by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005

Squaterpotamus

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.

Have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I let Mia use it, but I’m not sure if she returned my Squaterpotamus.

by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.

Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.

by SteelerPP July 8, 2012