when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.
duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D
by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009
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"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."
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When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
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"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
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