Squaids

A fictional disease made popular by RWJ (RayWilliamJohnson) of YouTube.
You contract Squaids by having sexual intercourse with a squirrel.

The name is derived from "Sqirrel" and "AIDS".
The only known cure for Squaids is to "Do a mom". Preferrably not your own mom, because that would be wrong.

Guy 1: "So... I have Squaids."

Guy 2: "That's too bad man... You could borrow my mom if you want?"

Guy 1: "Dude, that would be great!"

by ToXXicTeRRor August 16, 2010

Squaids

Squirrel AIDS.
It's an unfunny meme created by Ray William Johnson.

RWJ Fan: YOU HAVE SQUAIDS LOLOLOL!!!1
Person: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

by 102928374 March 7, 2010

swaids

when you have aids and then you get swine flu and pass it to someone else.

Girl 1: Hey what you do yesterday?
Girl 2: i got swaids from my boyfrand.

by DROPDEAD<$$$ May 5, 2009

SNAIDS

Snail aids... somewhat like GAIDS but not... made just for Kenny.

"You just got SNAIDS. HAHAHA!"

by Dayna January 21, 2004

Squaids

Squirrel AIDs. A very serious someshitting problem you get from banging squirrels.

That squirrel has aids!

No... it has Squaids.

by Koinu&Dee January 19, 2010

Sqaid

To say; to have said. Only those who are qualified to sqaid the word "sqaid" are those who are qualified to sqaid it. If you are not qualified to sqaid it, then you will most surely not be qualified to squaid it. That's all I'm going to sqaid about "sqaid."

example 1- "Let's play some baseball," sqaid the man sitting there, holding a gun and a baseball bat in one hand and an ice cream cone in the other, all the while sqaiding, "Let's play some baseball."

example 2- I sqaid things all the time. If I didn't sqaid things, no one would be able to know what I'm thinking; therefore, I go ahead and sqaid what's on my mind.

example 3- How many times do I have to sqaid to you that I have never sqaid anything to you about never squaiding anything to you ever again? I'm sick and tired of you sqaiding to me that I squaid something like that to you when you know darn well that I would never sqaid anything like that.

by Cpt. Electric December 1, 2010

SQUAIDS

SQUAIDS.COM is actively making an effort to infect the internet with SQUAIDS. We call this the SQUAIDS PROJECT. Looking for the best a creative way to tell someone they have SQUAIDS on camera. The term seemingly coined by Ray William Johnson 's =3 YouTube channel. Its a rare infection at this point being posts up only began in early 2009 starting with Red Squirrels in the UK.

Man that F**k'n squirrel bit me!! "You now have SQUAIDS" said Pond Scum.

by thejonez2069 January 14, 2010