sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 08, 2022

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 24, 2021

gringo sputter

a white man's sperm

Tom shot his gringo sputter all over Tisha's face after beating the grip out of her vagoo.

by leftnutofjesus January 22, 2009

penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022