Spurdle

1. Noun - A turtle on the drug commonly known as speed. Still not that fast.

you run as fast as a spurdle.

by Mooch144 May 13, 2009

spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009

'Surples

An expression of greeting

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?

by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003

Smurple

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

by A. Rothman April 4, 2004

Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

snurple

(1): A dictionary word that is absurd.
(2): adverb, describing something that is particularly and extremely gone. (refer to 'gone')

Snurple is a dictionary word that is absurd!

by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011

shurple

A color combination between shit and purple. Shurple.

Have you seen the Rio in Las Vegas? Man that shit is sooo ugly, its like shurple.

by ItaliaStallion April 7, 2008