snurdler

Someone who enjoys sniffing farts.

Mark farted and enjoyed the smell of it.
James says: 'That's disgusting! You snurdler!'

by TripleTom May 21, 2005

spundle slap

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.

your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...

by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010

Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Spudley

Spudley aka Sir Spuddington III is the single greatest potato on earth. Best man at your wedding, godfather to your children, perfect accompaniment to your medium rare steak, the spuds never disappoints.

Spudley is an effing lege mate

by Fagot March 21, 2018

snurdle

To steal in a jovial manner from one's friends.

Upon a friend getting out of his chair and going to the kitchen and then taking his chair. " Haha I have snurdled your chair!"

by Pij April 10, 2008

spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

spurgleboozers

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

by markitzer0 August 11, 2009