spankin' whitie

1. The act of hitting a golf ball with a golf club.

2. Playing a round of golf.

"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."

"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."

"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."

by mahalojo May 3, 2010

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.

"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"

by Thup? April 2, 2008

spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.

"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"

by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009

Slunking

The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.

He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.

by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

Spanking

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.

Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!

by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023

spanking

The act of repeatly slapping that booty with one's open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.

I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!

by solrac January 3, 2004