spunktastic

A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.

Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.

by Techno uk June 24, 2007

spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.

Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!

by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011

Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

spuckets

When you cough up dried shit.

Father: Do you know what the spuckets are?
Son: No.
Father: It's when you cough up dried shit.

by minicom December 23, 2004

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

spunktacular

the ultimate extream of livlyness, like bouncing off the wall kind of shit, the epitimy of spunkyness to the next level

Guy 1:"I'm feeling quite livly today"
Guy 2:"Would you say you are feeling Spunktacular?"
Guy 1:*does a back flip* "YEAH!!!"

by Cojax October 5, 2006

spunktoast

Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.

You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.

by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010